Tag: humor
group name: sweetteacafe
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March 28, 2008 12:20 AM EDT --
Mismatched
Anything jars
The senses, one-or-all,
For its distinct competition
With its neighbor's at-odds virtues as fair--
For instance, fine male hosiery
By nature formal wear,
Plucked . . . more
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February 06, 2007 05:02 PM EST --
"I know nobody likes me, why do they have to have a holiday to emphasize it?" . . . more
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August 14, 2006 09:06 PM EDT --
The night before last I woke up at two in the morning because my dog was whining and scratching at the wall. Now, my dog is known for her neuroses, but this was new and disturbing behavior. I sat up and . . . more
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August 22, 2007 04:54 PM EDT --
Bill Engvall does a comedy routine called "Here's Your Sign" where he talks about people who routinely say or do stupid things. He claims, if they just carried an "I'm . . . more
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March 01, 2007 11:16 PM EST --
These are actual ads found in different newspapers. I hope you get a laugh out of them.
* Free Puppies: ½ Cocker Spaniel, ½ sneaky neighbor’s dog.
* Free German Shepherd: 85 pounds, . . . more
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September 13, 2006 12:49 AM EDT --
Tonight during my teevee hour with the dawg I watched a "LEGENDS:" show on the comedy Channel.
"RODNEY DANGERFIELD" was the subject.
My poor skills do not do justice to begin to . . . more
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August 15, 2006 01:43 PM EDT --
"Mesmerize" your audience, Dave!
The top ten reasons why David Letterman needs an Avon Lady:
10. Add pizazz to your pencil toss with Avon Glimmersticks! It's America's number one eye-liner! . . . more
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May 16, 2008 09:30 PM EDT --
I orginally posted this on my blog and thought I'd share it here.
Today, I am finally done dealing with the old apartment. Yes, I know my previous post said as much but really, I had this . . . more
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August 13, 2006 10:52 PM EDT --
A good pun is its own re-word
Energizer Bunny arrested - charged with battery.
A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative.
Practice safe eating - always use condiments.
A Freudian slip is . . . more
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February 07, 2007 09:00 PM EST --
Now, I know that not many people can say that here in this virtual town of Gather, and live to tell the tale, but I must write this because of something I read in another article published here recently. . . . more
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September 05, 2006 01:26 PM EDT --
I published the following in several listings to see if I could change my life. So far I have heard from a variety of kooks, nuts, scammers, a couple of porn queens, a passle . . . more
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March 06, 2007 04:30 PM EST --
This was sent to me, and I got such a kick out of it, that I decided to share it with my friends here at Gather. My apologies if you've read it.
Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after . . . more
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May 29, 2007 11:50 AM EDT --
One of William's jokes today reminded me of something I saw several years ago while visiting the graves of my grandmother and a great-aunt. The site is London, West Virginia.
On a large carved . . . more
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July 07, 2007 11:30 PM EDT --
My daughter sent these to me in an email today, and I really enjoyed them. I decided to share them here as I know many of you will get a laugh out of them!
STORY OF ELIJAH
The Sunday school teacher . . . more
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August 30, 2006 08:15 PM EDT --
This is something that happened a while ago and I posted it in my blog so I thought I'd repost here. FYI, my husband and I just moved into an apartment after 12 years of living in a house where the . . . more
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May 09, 2007 05:16 PM EDT --
I got this in my email and thought I would share.
Test For Dementia...
Take the test presented here to determine if you're losing it or not.
The spaces below are so you don't see the . . . more
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May 09, 2007 05:21 PM EDT --
I got this in my email and thought I would share.
When Dan found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with.
So one . . . more
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September 03, 2007 07:15 AM EDT --
Mao well lives up to his name.
Mao, I wanna go out.
I let him out the back stairs.
Mao, he whines, less than a
minute later, I wanna come in. It
is cold on the back stairs. Besides,
there are no . . . more
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August 14, 2007 09:41 PM EDT --
I had one of those "moments" today, the kind where you realize as soon as you finish saying something that it just didn't sound RIGHT.
Since my two youngest children are fairly young, . . . more
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April 01, 2006 04:13 AM EST --
The morning Sue Hapenny was born, circus elephants danced, lions jumped through rings of fire, and choirs of angels sang throughout the heavens. Or so she was told.
After hours of labor in which . . . more
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